A modest collection of Free Miva Functions for the discerning consumer.
Warm Miva on a cold night. Ah... thats living!
So you're tired, rundown, your feet hurt & you're gaining weight?
Well we can't help with that but maybe we can furnish that felicitous function you failed to find elsewhere. Func**** Junc**** is the proud purveyor of tantalizing tid-bits containing only the finest organically grown, tree ripened and hand picked Miva available in the new world. To quote our esteemed founder Jâmié dé Gëëk when he planted that first Miva in the old orchard at the bottom of the hill, way back in the year of nineteen and ninety eight, "We will serve no function, before its finished" Feel free to sample our collection in the multi-function room. We are sure you will agree:
"Miva, it tastes great and its less filling!"
Due to conflict with a newly minted trademark this web site must now be known as Func**** Junc****
It is the policy of Func**** Junc**** to not discriminate on the basis of sex, race, planetary origin, age, religion, handicap or corporeal status in its download policies or actions even when no one is looking!